Friday, September 3, 2010

Friday Funnies

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Weird Book Titles:
(from Stupid History by Leland Gregory and http://bookstove.com)

- 101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators by Lori Katz and Barbara Meyer (High Stress Press)
- The Making of a Moron by Neil Brennan (Sheed & Ward)
- Living With Crazy Buttocks by Kaz Cooke (Penguin USA)
- Cold Meat and How to Disguise It (M.E. Rattray, 1904)
- Sex Life of the Foot and Shoe (William Rossi, 1977)
- Fish Who Answer the Phone (Professor Y.P. Frolov, 1937)
- A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating (Anonymous, 1981)



I always do the first line well, but I have trouble doing the others. 
— Molière



Homer: "Marge, is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough." 
— The Simpsons

10 comments:

Stina Lindenblatt said...

I love the first kittie picture and the ritalin one. :D

L. Diane Wolfe said...

Love the LOL cats!!!

Misha said...

I love Friday Funnies. Brilliant every time...

Have a great weekend =)

Matthew Rush said...

OMG good stuff! But tongue coating? Gross.

Today's guest blogger is Emilia Plater!

Tere Kirkland said...

Needs salt! LOL!

Have a great long weekend, Michelle!

Tere Kirkland said...

Needs salt! LOL!

Have a great long weekend, Michelle!

Carolyn V. said...

LOL! Awesome! Have a great weekend Michelle! Thanks for the smile.

K.M. Weiland said...

"A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating"... Eww!

lbdiamond said...

Lol, great pics and quotes!

Ain't it funny what the dark will do to us?

Jan Markley said...

How do I get fluffy over here to mow my lawn? That's the kind of crazy I need for my weeds!