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Weird Book Titles:

(from Stupid History by Leland Gregory and http://bookstove.com)

- 101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators by Lori Katz and Barbara Meyer (High Stress Press)

- The Making of a Moron by Neil Brennan (Sheed & Ward)

- Living With Crazy Buttocks by Kaz Cooke (Penguin USA)

- Cold Meat and How to Disguise It (M.E. Rattray, 1904)

- Sex Life of the Foot and Shoe (William Rossi, 1977)

- Fish Who Answer the Phone (Professor Y.P. Frolov, 1937)

- A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating (Anonymous, 1981)

I always do the first line well, but I have trouble doing the others. 

— Molière

Homer: "Marge, is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"

Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough." 

— The Simpsons