Three guys are sitting at a bar
#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "Gee... hmmm... I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?"
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: the publisher who prints everything you write, an agent, or Santa Claus?
A. The agent. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.
8 comments:
hahahaha... funny all the way down the post. thanks for the giggle. what a great way to start the weekend :D :D
oh, thanks for the laughs!! Needed that.
Ha ha ha! I love them all. :-)
Lol, I love those crazy cat ones. :D
ROFL thanks for the laugh, I needed that! I loved all of them, but I especially liked the first LOLZ. ♥
That 3 guys joke was pretty funny. If sad. ;)
LOL. Those are hilarious.
LOL, that was a great post!!
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