Friday, March 5, 2010

Friday Funnies


Three guys are sitting at a bar
#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."

The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "Gee... hmmm... I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?"

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: the publisher who prints everything you write, an agent, or Santa Claus?
A. The agent. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.


Tess said...

hahahaha... funny all the way down the post. thanks for the giggle. what a great way to start the weekend :D :D

Jennifer Major said...

oh, thanks for the laughs!! Needed that.

Shannon O'Donnell said...

Ha ha ha! I love them all. :-)

B.J. Anderson said...

Lol, I love those crazy cat ones. :D

ali said...

ROFL thanks for the laugh, I needed that! I loved all of them, but I especially liked the first LOLZ. ♥

L.T. Elliot said...

That 3 guys joke was pretty funny. If sad. ;)

Natalie said...

LOL. Those are hilarious.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Palindrome said...

LOL, that was a great post!!