Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday Funnies

Quote of the Day:
A story can be wrecked by a faulty rhythm in a sentence - especially if it occurs toward the end - or a mistake in paragraphing, even punctuation. ~Truman Capote

Punctuation Parable

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?


Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?



Ode to the Spell Check

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It cam with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew!


Corey Schwartz said...

Love it!

Amanda J. said...

HAHA fantastic! Love the poem! :P

Maria Zannini said...

Oh, that first picture is so NOT funny--especially now that I'm in the middle of puppy training. I'm going to have show that one to my hubby.

Kris said...

Awesome and very entertaining. thanks!

Cole Gibsen said...

Love it!

Anna C. Morrison said...

~Groan~ The poem...I'm blind...that was terrific, thank you!

Lee Verday said...

Still Laughing!!!

Rickbischoff - Rustic Contemporary Spirit said...

HA! that looks familiar...

nice to meet you Michelle
THNX! for connecting

Michelle Sherlin said...

TOO Funny!! And I love the black cat pic above!! reminds me of my kitty who was with me for 18 wonderful snuggly years!!

Jeannette said...

Fabulous! Love that poem!

Lianne said...

Wow! I think both the poem and the punctuation exercise just made my brain bleed. I love them both, though!