Quote of the Day:
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. ~Kingsley Amis
yep, I was wonderfully confident about getting published until I understood how the publishing world really worked ;-)
A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.
“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is--” “Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” the man says. “My agent called?”
And a simply hilarious video from author Linnea Sinclair (from Kristin Nelson's Pubrants blog) - on the joys of editing. Click Here.