Friday, May 22, 2009

Friday Funnies


Quote of the Day:
I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got five more inside me pushing to get out. ~Louis L'Amour


A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

9 comments:

Yamile said...

jajajaja! That's a good one!

Tess said...

LOL cats rule! That one is a keeper -- thanks for the laugh :)

Michelle McLean said...

hehe yeah, I love the facial expression :D cats are so good at those!

ElanaJ said...

ROTFL!

Joyce Wolfley said...

haha! Very funny.

Nisa said...

The LOLcats just kill me! How in the world to you find and keep track of all of those amazing quotes you post?!

Michelle McLean said...

I have a book of advice to writers (Advice to Writers by Jon Winokur) that is full of these quotes. I also google them and save the ones I like in a big ol' file :D

Jaime Theler said...

Love that picture! LOL. I had a few cats just like that.

Jessica said...

LOL I love cat pics.