The Atheist and the Shark
A diver surfaced on Molasses Reef, off Key Largo and is swimming back to his boat when he sees a shark behind him in the water. He starts swimming faster but when he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He's scared to death, and screems out "Oh God! Save me!"
Suddenly time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The voice of God says, "Aren't you an atheist? Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you. But can you make the shark believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish."
The light retracts back into the heavens and the atheist looks back to see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him when, all of sudden, the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man believes he has been saved as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."
6 comments:
ROFL
Hahaha :)
Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky?
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The sky is Jet territory.
(haha, get it? :D)
Lol:) This reminds me of the "most interesting man int he world" and how sharks have a week dedicated to him.
Love the short story - serves him right!
And that poor kitty in the shark outfit...
Great story. Just goes to show how smart the shark was.
I find it funny that the atheist would talk with God and not believe in Him. But isn't that the way it is? Atheists never see what God does.
Kathi
Great blog!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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