Friday, June 17, 2011
ON AGING (a lot of these apply to being a writer as well :D )
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
As time goes on I think I know what I want until I walk from one end of the house to the other, and can't remember what I came after.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
Seen it all, Done it all, Can't remember most of it.
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