Friday Funnies

There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than having once been a weird little kid. 

— Katherine Paterson

(Book Section FAIL)

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and a definite hardening of the paragraphs. 

— James Thurber 

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it through not dying. 

— Woody Allen