Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday Funnies

Writers have two main problems. One is writer’s block, when the words won’t come at all, and the other is logorrhea, when the words come so fast that they can hardly get to the wastebasket in time. 
~ Cecelia Bartholomeo

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs. 
~ John Osborne

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
~ Dorothy Parker


Stina Lindenblatt said...


Love the innocent English and the lion ones. Too funny!

Matthew Rush said...

Oh goodness. Very good stuff. Thanks Michelle!

Today's guest blogger is Ted Cross!

lbdiamond said...

Ha! These are great--loved the headlines! :D

Conda V. Douglas said...

Thanks, I needed these today. I've been missing from the blog world and missing these great posts!

Carolyn V. said...

LOL! That was just awesome Michelle! =)

Jan Markley said...

Cats think they are kings and queens of the jungle!

Vicki Rocho said...

Those are AWESOME! Love those headlines. hahahaha