Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Funnies


Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
~Mark Twain



I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.
(Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892) ~Oscar Wilde



Whatever you do...avoid piles.
~T.S. Eliot (on the occupational hazards of being a writer)

12 comments:

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

"in bed actually trying to sleep" hahahahaha! I swear all the nagging, worry thoughts nap all day and wake up ready to party when you want to sleep.

JStantonChandler said...

Oh my goodness! The kitten picture made me giggle! Thanks for the smile :)

Happy weekend,
Jen

Tess said...

love the Doom kitty hahahahahahaha

Liza said...

Sometimes though, those sleepless nights give rise to the best writing ideas...

Amanda J. said...

Haha, I feel like the twisty fork sometimes. I think Doom kitty just woke up hahaha. And the sleep bit is so true, sad, but true.

Thanks for the laugh! Have a great weekend. :)

B.J. Anderson said...

LOL! I love the twisted fork one.

Rebecca Knight said...

Haha! Believe it or not Doom Kitten is my wallpaper on my writing laptop. Great minds, right? ;)

Happy Friday!

Lazy Writer said...

My favorite is also the twisted fork! Although, they are all funny. :)

FictionGroupie said...

Ha! Love these, especially Doom.

ElanaJ said...

Man, I'm busted on the piles one. I have piles everywhere. Next to the phone, in the garage, in the closet under the stairs, on my computer desk... Can't find that slip of paper from six months ago with that uber-important phone number on it? Check one of the piles. It's still there. :)

Terresa said...

Ha! Great stuff here! Thanks for making me smile.

Michelle McLean said...

hehe actually, back in his day, piles were what they called hemorrhoids :D Although, taken literally, yep, I would be in a ton of trouble....sort of my way of quickly cleaning. Shove it all in a pile (preferably out of sight) and then start writing without all the pesky mess staring you in the face :D