Friday, March 25, 2011

Friday Funnies

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. -Ruth Gordon 
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors. (I think the same can be said about writers) :D
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977 

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious 
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes 
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. 
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life 
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out 
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You 
Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives 
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines

(today's funnies brought to you by LOLCats and  Electronix Warehouse)


Kittie Howard said...

Love your funnies! Thanks for some morning chuckles. And I'd love to reach thru the net and pet that gorgeous Zen Master cat.

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Darn it! I shouldn't have checked this out. My laughing caused a coughing fit. :P

Love the Zen one and the foot warmer one. :D

Eileen Astels Watson said...

Thanks for the funnies!

On my walk yesterday we saw robins all puffed out trying to keep warm. I feel for those two birdies on the bottom of that top picture. Nature can be brutal to them at times!

Stephanie McGee said...

LOL Those are great. Have a good weekend.

Shannon O'Donnell said...

Ha ha ha ha! The cat ones are hysterical! :-)

Vicki Rocho said...

Those are FABULOUS!