Oh Spam Email, how I hate thee,
Let me count the ways:
*she takes a deep breath*
Eh, forget it - there's too many to say.
I hate how you clog my inbox fair,
whatever you're selling, I really don't care.
I hate the hope my impatient heart feels
With visions of contracts and multiple book deals.
I hate to open those emails and see
All your spam advertisements. Would you just leave me be!!?
I'm waiting for emails about my life's work,
I don't want your junk mail, you mean, teasing jerks!
When I open my mail, I don't want to see
thirty spam emails staring back at me.
The only emails I care to receive,
Are those that are not from my greatest pet peeve.
So to my spammers, I beg you to refrain,
Just leave me alone, I'm going insane!
