Monday, August 17, 2009

Monday's Muse

Okay, in an effort to yank myself out of my comfort zone (and to appease my mother who wants to see all these hidden little things I have been hoarding to myself), Monday's are going to be my Muse Day. More specifically, it's poetry day. I will force...nope, torture...no, I mean delight you with various tidbits from my twisted mind and I want to see the same from you.

I know there are a bunch of closet poets out there - I want to see what you've got! So every Monday, post whatever catches your whimsy in the comments section (but keep it clean...well, cleanish) ;-D and I'll try to be less timid when it comes to sharing poetry and post my own stuff :) Sometimes it'll be goofy (see below) and sometimes a little more serious (also see below).

For today, as we are starting things off, I've got one of each for you :) Don't make be post alone!!! Even if it's something like "Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry sucks and so do you" I want to read it! :D

Here are my offerings for the day :)

The Doritos Sonnet

Oh orange chip, divinely made of cheese,
You make that awesome crunching noise when chewed.
No other chip could be as good as these.
There’s nothing like those cheesy fingers, dude!
They are the stuff from which much good is made.
They bring much joy to hungry bellies, yes!
I bet with chips alone you would not fade,
For their cheese essence is just awesomeness.
Though gone, we won’t forget our bag of chips.
It will live on inside for hours to come.
The taste will be remembered on our lips.
The pantry always stocked with bags, oh yum!
As long as the upholstery bears the stain,
The cheesy chips of awesome will remain.


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You are my muse, my melody,
The inspiration that I fear.
For when you’re near
I can do naught else
But obey your heart’s command.

I neither eat, nor sleep;
I disappear
Under the force of your desire.
Release me, I beg
From the spell of your soul -
Or let me just expire.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Blog Awards - Woohoo!!!!

I am incredibly honored to have received the Kreativ Blogger award from two wonderful people. I am so excited - what an awesome end to a sort of crappy week :) Novice Writer over at Chronicles of a Novice Writer, and Bonny at BJ Anderson both gave me this fun award and I am so touched that they both thought me worthy :) Thanks guys!!!!

K, so here's the rundown on the rules:


1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award.
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.
3. Link to the person who nominated you for this award.
4. Name 7 things about yourself that people might find interesting.
5. Nominate 7 Kreativ Bloggers.
6. Post links to the 7 blogs you nominate.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know they have been nominated.

Well most of those are easy.....choosing seven people to give this award to is NOT. I follow hundreds of blogs....seriously, HUNDREDS. I'm not the best with comments (because I just can't keep up) - but there are so many incredible, wonderful blogs out there that I really enjoy that I hate to only pick a few. I suppose I could pick 14 since I got the award twice, but that would make this post huge, so I'll stick with 7.

1. Eric at Working My Muse
2. Tricia O'Brien at Talespinning
3. Cole Gibsen at Hair Dye and Samurai
4. Kat Harris at The Long Road to Heaven
5. Susan Mills (Lazy Writer) at A Walk in my Shoes
6. Rebecca Knight at Rebecca Knight: A Writer in Progress
7. Jen (JStantonChandler) at Woolgatherings


And now 7 interesting things about me.......well, I don't think I'm all that interesting LOL but here you go:

1. I moved around so much when I was younger it took 4 schools before I finally got my degree

2. I like even numbers...well, it's a bit of an obsession really. If I'm buying apples, I get 4 or 6 or 8....NEVER 5 or 7. I do that with pretty much everything. I don't need medication, I promise.

3. I'm tongue-tied - a lot of people think that is just a figure of speech, but nope, it's an actual, physical condition that afflicts yours truly. It makes things like ice cream cones and licking envelopes a little difficult :D

4. I like bananas, but not banana flavored things - I like cherry flavored things, but not cherries - I love strawberries but can't stand strawberry chunks in strawberry flavored things like shakes or jam

5. I make up weird lyrics to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for my kids' bedtime song. Their current favorite is Twinkle Twinkle Little Butt (yeah, not winning mom-of-the-year awards any time soon, but it makes them laugh) :D

6. My right foot is half a size larger than my left foot. It happened when I was pregnant with my son and it just stayed that way. Not sure why or how...but it makes buying shoes interesting :)

7. I don't consider myself an overly emotional person...I'm pretty good at compartmentalizing just about anything - yet I'll cry over just about anything as well....songs, commercials, the planes that fly overhead during parades - I'm not sad or feeling anything particularly emotional, I just cry *shrugs*

Thanks again guys!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

ARGHHHHH!!!!!!

Sorry about the absence of our usual Friday Funnies post. I generally try to get my posts for the week done over the weekends - this week I didn't do that. And just my luck, my internet went down yesterday and just barely came back up. Hence the ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE internet outages!!!!!

On the bright side, my house is shiny clean :D

Here are a couple funny pics for you :)




Thursday, August 13, 2009

Things I have Learned in the Editing Trenches

I now have two finished novels and one almost finished non-fiction book. And I think it is safe to say that I have spent a lot more time editing these manuscripts than I did actually writing them. Though there are times I enjoy editing, sometimes it can be one huge pain in the butt.

However, I have learned so much from this process…mostly from my fabulous critique partners. Things they don’t teach you in writing classes. Things you only really learn when you make the mistake and are lucky enough to have someone point it out to you.

Here are a few things that I have learned while mucking through the messes that are my pre-edited manuscripts:

1. POV –

Point of View…..wow….now this used to be something I was horrible at. Not just mildly bad at with the occasional mistake. Oh no. When I made POV mistakes, they were epic. I literally had four POVs in one paragraph before. And I was notorious for head hopping every other paragraph or so.

My first critique group whipped that out of me. I am now pretty sensitive to POV problems and do fairly well at avoiding them myself. But it took some work. One of my crit buddies told me to imagine a camera on the head of my main character (if that is the POV I am writing in). Then she told me that I couldn’t describe anything that that particular character couldn’t see, hear, feel, think, etc. If I wanted to get in another character’s head, I needed a scene or chapter break. It really helped curb my head hopping tendencies.

2. Getting rid of sentences that start with “I” –

This is something I’ve struggled with lately. My awesome crit partners have been breaking me of this habit. My current novel is the first I’ve written in first person. It’s taken a little getting used to. I start a LOT of sentences with the word “I.” Now, that isn’t always bad. It is in first person, so it’s going to happen.

But I have a lot of sentences that say things like “I felt,” “I heard,” “I saw.” My crit buddies point out that if I reword these sentences to get rid of the “I’s,” the sentences end up much stronger, more active. For example, one of my sentences was:

“I inhaled, breathing in the sandalwood scent of him .”

I changed it to – “The sandalwood scent of him filled my senses, making me slightly dizzy.”

A small change, and the first sentence wasn’t bad or wrong (in my opinion), but the change makes it a little more active…and gets rid of yet another sentence starting with “I.”

3. Telling vs. Showing
This is something I still struggle with. Especially when it comes to emotions. Part of this problem stems from when I write my first drafts. I tend to use a lot of narration and I also use phrases like “I was scared” or “I was mad” as place holders, intending to fill them out more with action when I go back through the second draft. Sometimes I just miss these, but there are a lot of instances when I think what I have is fine on the first read-through, when in reality, I just need to show more and tell less.

Now, sometimes it is actually better to tell than show; you can’t show every tiny thing that happens. But for the most part, if you can show the reader something with your descriptions rather than just spelling it out for them, it will make your book much stronger. (One of these days I’ll get this one down…. :D )

4. The dreaded Adverb

Okay, now don’t kick me out of the writing club, but I actually like an adverb every now and then. One of my dreams is to make it big enough that I can toss adverbs in anywhere I want and not have anyone say a word about them ;-D But yes *sigh* these are technically no-no’s, and in many cases unnecessary.

This was another thing I was horrible with when I first started writing – my first crit group gave me the very unwelcome news that editors didn’t like adverbs. It was a surprise, and not a pleasant one. But I’ve learned to do without them whenever possible. I do like to use them as placeholders during my first draft, but I try to weed them out in subsequent drafts.

Although, to be honest, I left a ton of them in my current book. I like some of them, but I also wanted to see how many I could get away with :D Not many, I’m afraid. My crit buddies have started highlighting them LOL Oh well. Some day :)

5. Repetition –

Again, something I was, and still am, horrible with. Actually, I have gotten much better. But I do tend to repeat words and phrases. And each book seems to have its own group of words that keep popping up. With my first book, it was the phrase “a bit.” I also once had a paragraph where I was describing a table. I used the word “table” six times in that one paragraph. And I was always saying my characters’ names when saying “he” or “she” would work just as well.

With this book, it is the words “though” and “headed.” Every time I have someone going somewhere, I say “they headed.” It’s horrible. I’m working on it :D

What’s interesting to me is that I am now very sensitive to this problem in other people’s manuscripts, and even in my own. Yet somehow, those words crop up and fly under my radar and my manuscripts end up peppered with them. Good thing I’ve got great crit buddies with awesome eyes :D

How about everyone else? What are some things you have learned since you began writing?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

WIP Wednesday and PixelMags

Well, I was hoping to be able to report the completion of my non-fiction book today. However, a nice long weekend of being ill sort of ruined that plan. I am finally feeling mostly back to normal. Still some lingering fatigue but I can breathe again! Mostly :D

The good news is I only have one chapter left....that's right....ONE CHAPTER LEFT!!! I am so excited. I have a few minor tweaks to make on one section of the book (shouldn't take me longer than a day or two) and probably no longer than a day to finish that last chapter. So I should (fingers crossed) be done with the book by the end of the week.

Wooooohooooooo! I am gearing up for end-of-the-book party mode :D

Then I can focus on my poor YA that needs some major editing and perhaps start on my new YA project that I finally had a nice little epiphany on the other day. I also may have an idea for a new non-fiction book (thanks Christine!) All in all, things are looking pretty good at the moment :)

How is everyone else doing? How are those projects coming along?

Also want to give a quick shout out for my brother's new company, PixelMags. The press release announcing it just went live (I wrote it, so I'm counting it as a WIP) ;-D This is an awesome new product, check it out!!!

PixelMags Press Release in Forbes

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

How To Love Your Words


I have been sick as a dog for a few days, so instead of our regularly scheduled How To Tuesday, I'm going to post a few more quotes that I love. Hopefully we'll be back up and running as normal tomorrow :) Happy Writing!


Words are to be taken seriously. I try to take seriously acts of language. Words set things in motion. I've seen them doing it. Words set up atmospheres, electrical fields, charges. I've felt them doing it. Words conjure. I try not to be careless about what I utter, write, sing. I'm careful about what I give voice to.
~Toni Cade Bambara

You don't choose a word if you're a writer as a golf pro chooses a club with the shot in mind. You choose it with yourself in mind --your needs, your passions. It has to carry to the green, yes, but it must also carry you. ~Archibald MacLeish

Writing is an affair of words rather than soul...If the words aren't there, nothing happens.
~Paul Fussell

Monday, August 10, 2009

August's Creative Writing Prompt


A few months ago, some fellow writers and I decided to do a monthly creative writing prompt. Someone (this month it's me) :D picks a word or phrase or idea and whoever feels like playing can use the prompt and write a short creative piece on their own blog. You have the whole month of August to do this. Just be sure to leave a link to your blog post in the comments here and at the end of the month I'll compile all the links in one big post.

So far, we've done pieces inspired by flowers, waves, and a piece inspired by a certain song. Well, this month has been a crazy month for me, so I'd like to do a prompt on something that always gets me through the tough/crazy/strange/busy times......CHOCOLATE :D

Write whatever you want, short story, poem, song lyrics....anything you want that is somehow inspired by chocolate. I can't wait to see what everyone comes up with :D And be sure to leave a link to your post in the comments here! I'll also leave a link in the sidebar so people can easily find this post again.

Here is mine :)


Say It With Chocolate

“Hey honey. Do you need hot chocolate, or do you still have some?” Tom asked, the sounds of Wal-Mart beeping noisily in the background.

I hesitated for a second, a little confused. This was probably the first time, in six years of marriage, that he had ever asked me this question. His usual response to my weekly, “Oh I need to pick up more hot chocolate” was an exaggerated roll of the eye that meant something along the lines of, “There goes the chocoholic again. Can’t live one day without her fix.” So, to have him ask me if I needed more was a little bit of a shock.

“No, I’m fine. I just bought that big tub a few days ago.”

“Okay. Just wanted to make sure. Didn’t want you to run out or anything,” he said, teasing me a little.

“I know I’m bad, but I’m not that bad!” I replied. “Even I can’t go through that much hot chocolate in three days!”

He just laughed. “Okay. I’ll be home in a minute. Bye!”

I hung up the phone, shaking my head a little. Inspiration finally struck. My birthday was a few days away. He was probably just trying to be sweet and make sure I had everything I wanted to make my day perfect. I smiled. He was definitely learning.

Don’t get me wrong. Tom is a very sweet, loving man. He just doesn’t do the holiday thing very well. And he really doesn’t get my dependence on chocolate. Our first Valentine’s Day together, we were shopping with his mom at Sam’s Club. I wandered down the aisle a bit, and I heard his mother whisper to him that he should go pick out some flowers for me. I was privately thinking that a box of chocolates would be better, but hey, flowers are nice too. His response was, “What for?” I thought for sure he was joking. He wasn’t. He has, luckily, much improved in that department, although he still has a hard time picking out presents for me. He always chooses wonderful, touching cards, but I generally buy my own presents, wrap them up, and act surprised when I open them.

It’s not really his fault. His family, although very loving, just doesn’t do holidays, at least not the way my family does. My family jumps on any excuse for a party…and chocolate consumption. For Valentine’s Day, my sister and I would make a big, heart-shaped cake, chocolate, with red icing. For St. Patrick’s, my mom would make corned beef and cabbage…and a big chocolate cake, green icing. And these were just the little holidays. Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and especially birthdays, were huge, blown-out affairs…and usually with my mom’s special triple layer, homemade, totally from scratch, “Pollyanna” cake (so named because it looked like the huge cakes in the movie of that name…only all chocolate!)

And just to give you an idea of exactly how strong this chocolate thing is…my sister, for some strange reason, suddenly became allergic to chocolate. It lasted for a year or two before finally going away. But while it lasted, she couldn’t eat chocolate without breaking into hives and having her throat swell up. This created a problem as every Sunday we’d have roast, mashed potatoes, corn, and salad, with chocolate cake for dessert. We started buying her something vanilla so she could have a treat too, and the rest of us ate the chocolate. Well, that brave little soul didn’t let a little thing like hives and suffocation stop her. She always managed to choke down a bite or two of chocolate. We just started filling her water glass with Benedryl.

Now this obsession is something Tom just does not understand. He is the type of person who buys a candy bar, takes one bite, and leaves it in the fridge for a month. He likes chocolate cream pie, but he’ll eat one piece and leave the rest of the pie to rot. He doesn’t even like chocolate chip cookies or chocolate cake and refuses to eat either one. How we ever got together is beyond me. He sees my love of chocolate as some kind of defect. So to have him ask me if I needed more hot chocolate was, to say the least, a little surprising.

My birthday came and Tom came home from work, proudly carrying a package in his hands. I was very pleasantly surprised. I had already bought myself a present and had it wrapped, waiting on the table. But nothing prepared me for what I was about to open. The paper came off and I merely stared. It was a thing of beauty, something I never dreamed existed. My eyes teared up and I looked with absolute adoration at the most wonderful man on the planet. He had given me a hot chocolate maker!

For years, every time we’d go into a hotel room, I’d rant and rave about how the hoteliers were discriminating against the chocolate lover. There was always a coffee maker on the counter. Couldn’t they throw a few packets of instant hot coco in the basket? How hard would that be? For years he had watched me make hot chocolate in the microwave, grumbling under my breath every time I had to reheat water to make more if I wanted seconds ( if? Ha…sorry, when I wanted seconds). He teased me, rolled his eyes, and tried his hardest to ignore me…and remembered just how much I loved my hot chocolate. I think it was the first present he had ever bought for me that I didn’t know about, or, I should say, tell him about, ahead of time. And he had chosen the most perfect present in the world.

To this day, that hot chocolate maker has remained my favorite out of everything he has ever given me. He’s done many sweet things for me, given me many wonderful gifts, but that year, he did the best thing in the world…he said it with chocolate.