Three guys are sitting at a bar
#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "Gee... hmmm... I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?"
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: the publisher who prints everything you write, an agent, or Santa Claus?
A. The agent. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.
hahahaha... funny all the way down the post. thanks for the giggle. what a great way to start the weekend :D :D
ReplyDeleteoh, thanks for the laughs!! Needed that.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! I love them all. :-)
ReplyDeleteLol, I love those crazy cat ones. :D
ReplyDeleteROFL thanks for the laugh, I needed that! I loved all of them, but I especially liked the first LOLZ. ♥
ReplyDeleteThat 3 guys joke was pretty funny. If sad. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Those are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOL, that was a great post!!
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