Oh Spam Email, how I hate thee,
Let me count the ways:
*she takes a deep breath*
Eh, forget it - there's too many to say.
I hate how you clog my inbox fair,
whatever you're selling, I really don't care.
I hate the hope my impatient heart feels
With visions of contracts and multiple book deals.
I hate to open those emails and see
All your spam advertisements. Would you just leave me be!!?
I'm waiting for emails about my life's work,
I don't want your junk mail, you mean, teasing jerks!
When I open my mail, I don't want to see
thirty spam emails staring back at me.
The only emails I care to receive,
Are those that are not from my greatest pet peeve.
So to my spammers, I beg you to refrain,
Just leave me alone, I'm going insane!
Oh, I know what you mean! I can't stand it either. I almost dread checking my e-mail now.
ReplyDeleteToo cute! And I hear ya. Luckily, gmail has a GREAT spam filter, and my emails go into a nice separate email folder.
ReplyDeleteLol! This is great! And I hate spam email, too. Grrrr.
ReplyDeleteI have to say that I don't get a lot because I use a Mac, but the few I get are extremely annoying.
ReplyDeleteWait, so you're not interested in Cheap Enhancement Pills or helping out the Exiled Prince of Wherever with his money transfer issues?? I'm shocked! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Rebecca...and yes, believe it or not, I am also not interested in claiming all that foreign lotto money I won. I'm just weird like that ;-D
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome. You know of course, that the spammers out there will probably start sending you twice as much just for spite :)
ReplyDeleteLOL no doubt. You know what really kills me though? I have three main email accounts. One, I only use for "professional" purposes. It's the email I give out to agents and publishers and that kind of stuff. The second one is my main email, the one I give to my friends and family and businesses/people that are important to me. The third one is the one I use for ebay and Facebook and MySpace and for when I order things from companies, etc - the one I know will be getting a lot of spam - which, yes, I do. But it's expected, so no biggie.
ReplyDeleteBut the second runner up - my professional one! The one I don't use every day, the one most people don't have. Drives me nuts!! Especially, as I mentioned, as this is the one that I am anxiously checking for agent and publisher emails. Arghhhhh!!!!!!
Where do you get these pics? Love it!
ReplyDeleteROFL! I'm printing this sucker!
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