Friday Funnies

I just wrote a book, but don't go out and buy it yet, because 

I don't think it's finished yet.

~ Lawrence Welk

Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

(Mark Twain talking about Henry James)

I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it. 

~ John Cuthbert Moore-Brabazon